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TAKE MY HEAAAART
TAKE MY HEAAAAAAAAART1. This cover text reminds me of the film A Little Princess (I say the film because I never read the book, whoops XD), specifically this song from the soundtrack. Which means that congratulations, Tsuna and Giotto, I can't take you seriously no matter how cool you are trying to look with your "heeeeey get a load of our cool rings/gloves" poses. Because while I'm watching you doing this, in my head I'm going, Take my heaaaaaaart, take my heaaaaaart, kindle it wiiiiiith yoooourrr heaaaaaart, and... yeah.
ETA: It has been pointed out to me that "Giotto" is in fact HDW!Tsuna, which is quite obvious in retrospect, so you may all proceed to point and laugh. I thought he was looking a little vertically challenged there.
2. Anyway, Tsuna and co. kick off the chapter by screaming the obvious (in Gokudera's case, screaming it at his crotch), but for once they have an excuse, since at least one member of the present company actually is blind. Talbot announces that the new items are called the Vongola Gear, which makes me a little sad because considering that this is KHR, I figured we had a real fighting chance of them actually being called the Vongola Bling. :( WOE.
More importantly, Talbot notes that the new gear is designed specifically for them, which makes me lol when I think about what's going to happen years down the road when it's time to pass them on to the next generation. HAHA, SCREW YOU, FUTURE LEADERS OF TOMORROW.
3. Talbot offhandedly mentions that Hibari is over in the next room, only he refers to him as "that kid with the murderous aura", which is hilarious to me because none of the other guardians needs any further description to know beyond a doubt exactly who Talbot is talking about. It's like, "murderous aura? Oh, it's Hibari." And then for some reason they're all like, "HEY LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT", but since they must already know that his success was a given, I can only assume that what they really wanted to do was just show off their new gear and then determine whose was the coolest.
Anyway, Hibari no doubt anticipated this since he has already fled the coop. Whether or not he did so out of embarrassment remains to be seen.
4. Anyway, then Ganauche runs in and announces that for once the Nonos have actually done something useful, which, wow. I think I need to sit down for a moment. You know, to process this and all.
So apparently Vongola Primo hid his love letters (or maybe they weren't actually love letters, but you can't blame me for being confused since they no doubt used the official pink Vongola stationery) to Shimon Primo in a safe place and fortunately they were not destroyed along with the other records. Ganauche (who's looking incredibly hot if I might add) goes on to explain that the Shimon base is located on a secret uninhabited island not too far from Japan, which I'm pretty sure is also the exact same location where Choice took place. But I guess I can't blame Amano for taking more time to design the new Vongola bling than to come up with original locations for boss battles with supervillains.
5. Tsuna wisely requests that the Ninth and his guardians stay as far away from the final battle as possible, but all joking aside, I have to confess that for a moment there I actually had to blink and reread this page and marvel at the fact that yes, this is the same Tsuna who has previously lamented again and again over the fact that it always has to be him who cleans up all of Vongola's messes. The very same. And now here he is, actually asking the rest of them to stay out of it and let him fight alone. Tsuna. Wants to fight. For the sake of his friends.
Holy shit, Reborn, what have you done. You actually made a boss out of this kid. You actually fucking did it. You crazy son of a bitch, I am in complete awe of you right now.
6. Tsuna continues to analyze his enemies' feelings LIKE A BOSS and argue with Squalo LIKE A BOSS until all of a sudden the Ninth stands up and is all "I'M STILL IN CHARGE AND YOU ALL HAVE TO FOLLOW MY ORDERS DAMN IT!!!" Everyone then proceeds to stand around making ._. faces until Timoteo decides to honor Tsuna's request, at which point their faces change to a mix of over-the-top >8| and :D reactions. All except for Ryohei, who settles on a decidedly more subtle reaction, because Serious Ryohei is still in the house, ladies and gents. Also we may possibly be in the Twilight Zone.
The Ninth then amends the Shimon family's guest list to include Reborn, just in case we hadn't all assumed that was a given (but I'm sure we had). However, he forbids Reborn to fight, because if he didn't do that, well, then he wouldn't be the Ninth, now would he?
By the way, I didn't realize Dino was at this meeting until he got a close-up on this page, at which point I became very amused because really, it's reached the point where they should just rename the Cavallone family "Vongola Jr" or something. It's not like they even bother to differentiate between him and their own guys anymore.
Hibari stalking the meeting from the window outside also made me lol.
7. SOMEONE FINALLY REMEMBERED THAT LAMBO EXISTS, . Apparently Tsuna hasn't gotten over the thrill of yelling at people who could easily kill him yet, because he keeps arguing that Lambo can't fight because he's JUST A KID!! until Reborn finally gets fed up and gives him a beautiful kick that temporarily rearranges his face. Gokudera makes hilarious background expressions while the Ninth stands back and muses nostalgically on it all.
8. So once everyone's back outside the Vongola castle they start to calm down a bit and revert back to their natural gay family state (was that the difference between him and Enma? His family's level of gayness?), and Tsuna bids the others farewell and then immediately runs smack into his family's het just to spite me and my stupid comments.
...THEN AGAIN. MAYBE NOT SO HET AFTER ALL. Huh.
And it took all of one page to remind me that I have really missed Kyoko and Haru and I hope this isn't the last we'll be seeing of them in this arc. :|
9. However, Amano almost makes up for it with this page because OH MY GOD SHOUUUUUUU. *_____* SOMEONE ELSE I HAVE MISSED MORE THAN WORDS CAN SAY. As soon as I can find a place to do so without attracting weird and/or concerned glances, I am going to go prance around a bit.
10. AND LOOK WHAT HE SENT! SHINY NEW TOYS AND A PICTURE OF TYE!SPANNER LOOKING LIKE HE REPRESENTS THE LOLLIPOP GUILD. And who, incredibly, seems to have built these things in less than a week, and seems to be in the midst of hatching out some Disney Channel-esque scheme with Shouichi in order to go visit Japan while his parents no doubt believe he is sleeping over at a friend's house. Is it possible that TYE!Spanner is even more badass than his TYL!counterpart? All signs point to yes.
So once again, Amano manages to get a bye for the week despite the fact that there is STILL NO SIGN OF YAMAMOTO, DAMN IT. SURELY NEXT WEEK WE WILL GET AN UPDATE. RIGHT? SURELY THIS CANNOT CONTINUE INDEFINITELY? Sob.
Also, many happy returns,
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amberrei! Hope you had a great birthday. ♥
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Lol, deserted island. I hope there's a volcano there. And a bald man stroking a fluffy kittycat. Actually, I hope this island vacation doesn't take too long. I thought we were going to see more of the mafia and those Chinese Leilei and GOKUDERA'S PAPA, but noooooo, we're going to an island without the girls and Yamamoto. *angryface* D:<
Why is Reborn never allowed to fight? It's not like this is training for Tsuna--this is supposed to be a mafia war. I should think he would like to give Shimon a piece of his mind, seeing how they basically incapacitated his protégé.
NEXT CHAPTER HAD BETTER INCLUDE YAMAMOTO + YAMAPAPA OR I'M GOING TO AKLJDF;AKLSDJF. THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. DX
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If there is not a volcano on the deserted island I will be so, so sad now. I really hope one of the new earth flame types is a lava flame. I realize that's basically one step away from an actual flame, but I think there's enough of a difference for it to work. XD
I thought we were going to see more of the mafia and those Chinese Leilei and GOKUDERA'S PAPA, but noooooo
Yeah, I was just thinking about how this once-in-a-lifetime grand excuse for Gokupapa to show up was just completely wasted, and it made me sad. Maybe we'll get an inheritance ceremony, PART 2! at the end of this arc?
As far as I can tell, Reborn not being able to fight is simply a random decision the Ninth made in his arbitrary little mind because he could. And because Amano is clearly not even trying to come up with plausible excuses anymore.
NEXT CHAPTER HAD BETTER INCLUDE YAMAMOTO + YAMAPAPA OR I'M GOING TO AKLJDF;AKLSDJF.
GOD, I KNOW. ME TOO.
Now watch as Shamal or TYE!Gamma or someone shows up instead and Amano ends up winning everyone over for yet another week. XDno subject
shittasticnessYamamotolessness of the last few chapters.AMANO YOU COCKTEASE!! D:
I'm just going to pretend that Reborn fighting would equal End of ze World. But that remeinds me, I need an icon of failtard Nono.
Shamal or Gamma or Iemitsu would be awesome, but my soul will not rest until Yamamoto and Yamapapa are in the picture. The level of wangstiness might be enough that we could finally get backstory on Yamamama... THE OPPORTUNITY IS PUNCHING YOU IN THIS FACE, AMANO. DON'T FUCK THIS ONE UP TOO!!!
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ajsla I sound like I'm obsessed with Yamamoto, but what are you supposed to do when your favorite character is in a coma? T__T
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