Also, fuck up all the formatting in the previous post by messing with your iPhone. JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE. Bluh.
Anyway (IS ANYONE EVEN OUT THERE READING THIS ANYMORE??), I missed like five chapters apparently, so what I am going to do is post a review a day for five days. And then on the sixth day, I am going to the beach! AND THEN ON THE SEVENTH DAY I WILL COME BACK AND DO THE SIXTH REVIEW. It almost
worked out nicely, but what are you gonna do.
So I think we are starting with KHR 336!
ALSO, I am just doing all of these in bullet points from now on because it is much less time consuming and thus I am that much less likely to flake out. As you might have noticed, this is becoming a very important factor for me recently. XDThis cover is hilarious to me in ways I can't begin to describe. And also it sorta reminds me of that Kyuubi transformation Naruto had a habit of doing a while back (or maybe still... wow, I should really catch up with Naruto again, come to think). With the tails making him crazy and whatnot. YOU KNOW THE ONE, but if you don't rest assured it's not really relevant anyway!
I imagine that there are a lot of flashing lights and aa-ooh-gah noises going down in Vindice HQ right now! I hope we get a miniature grand tour of the place as we follow Spade on his way out. Like a mini KHR Impel Down arc.
Mukuro being an owl is also a lot funnier this chapter than it was last chapter. Like, crazy funny. I keep looking at his Serious Owl Face going "DAEMON SPADE!!" and cracking the fuck up. oh goodness.
"WHO COULD DO SUCH A THING?!" Tsuna, I have no idea! Let's sit down and make a long list of all the possible suspects, OH WAIT, THERE IS LITERALLY ONLY ONE SUSPECT! IT IS THE GUY WHO LITERALLY JUST CEASED FIGHTING MUKURO AND POSSESSING JULIE, LIKE SERIOUSLY TWO MINUTES AGO. THAT GUY! I KNOW, IT'S LIKE TOTALLY OUT OF LEFT FIELD, BUT THERE IT IS! SURPRISED? APPARENTLY!
Enma and Chrome look ridiculously young and adorable in these reaction panels. Like, too babyfaced to even be involved in this madness. I want to take them and lock them up somewhere in a safe place filled with graham crackers and puppies and just tell them to wait it out while the big kids take care of everything, and don't worry it'll be just fine.
By the way is Nametwin just not important enough to get a reaction panel too or what. :/
Dude they even drew a fucking diagram and everything! Seriously, it was not that hard to follow!
Mukuro as an owl was funny enough, but Mukuro as an Exposition Owl may just be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. I am. in tears. ;___;
Was that Yamamoto saying all those logical smart things about Spade being stuck in prison, or Reborn? I really hope it was Yamamoto, because even though he's wrong they were still very rational and reasonable points to bring up while everyone else was panicking, and him saying those things would make me love him even more than I already do.
"Hey, Enma... could you fill me in on WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE because seriously." Julie! You've already been on the fast track to becoming a top ten favorite ever since Adelheid flashbacked about you, but I have to say you're doing better than I would have ever thought!
I also love that Enma assumes these guys came to take Julie instead of him. Lol. "So they really are coming to take Julie, or at least THEY HAD BETTER BE, because I sure as hell ain't going with them. 8|" And Julie's all, "THE FUCK NOW??!" I died orz.
Oh you Vindice. The balls on you guys! "Say, let's let bygones be bygones... I know we were imprisoning your family members one by one for an extremely arbitrary and ridiculous reason a little while ago, but now that we need your help we're just going to act like we've been chums this whole time!" If I were Tsuna I would just be like, "Oh hell no screw you guys," but that's why I'm not Tsuna, I suppose. That and a host of other common sense reasons like him being fictional and a dude and fictional and all.
"We could handle the situation with our power..." Um, well no, I'm guessing that is a bald-faced lie. I'm telling you, though, these guys have nads the size of Adelheid's boobs.
I think it's less his duty to the Vongola that's driving him and more like his own freaking insanity, but tomato, to-mah-to.
"Shut up, Arcobaleno. You didn't see him, okay. You did not see that face. It was seriously fucked up, okay??" Teehee, or maybe I'm overestimating those nads after all.
ATTRACTION TO TSUNA:
Seriously, he already is a boss. The best boss. EVER.
"And what about you, Enma?" "Um, well, OBVIOUSLY I WANT THE SAME THING." Derp.
OH MY GOD THIS PAGE IS JUST FILLED TO BRIMMING WITH GORGEOUS DETERMINED SHOUNEN EYES. *_* *_* *_* *clicks away from and back to it over and over again giddily*
Tsuna's babyfaced determined eyes are my very favorite of all. Every time I see that face i just want to write piles and piles of fic, I swear. It's amazing. *heaps love on shotaboss*
But fuck you, Baron von Whositwhatsit, I wanted to see that prison break arc. :(
"OH MY GOD, THAT VINDICE-LOOKING GUY FROM THAT FLASHBACK WAS ACTUALLY THIS VINDICE GUY THE WHOLE TIME! SO UNEXPECTED!" I know, right? MINDFUCK!
Oh yeah, Bermuda was his name. Heeheehee.
SHAKE YOUR FIST AT HIM, REBORN! SHAKE IT FOR ALL IT'S WORTH! NGHK, INDEED!
Seriously, either something in the air tonight has got me high as a motherfuck, or this chapter is the funniest shit to grace Amano's retarded masterpiece in ages. MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
OH MY LORD
OH MY SWEET LORD
IT DIDN'T DIE. IT STILL LIVES ON!
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST MOST WONDERFUL DEATH-DEFYING REAPPEARANCE SINCE BYAKURAN ALSO IMPLAUSIBLY DEFIED DEATH AND HELPED YAMAMOTO TO DEFY DEATH IMPLAUSIBLY AS WELL.
SOMEWHEEEEEEEERE OVER THE RAAAAAAAINBOWWWW~
Sunglasses and Sistema C.A.I.! And as always, he whips it out instantaneously in the nick of time. Gokudera, if you don't stop being magnificent right this second I too am going to defy plausibility and have an erection right here and now.
Of course, Yamamoto appears to have done the same amount of protecting using only two swords, but it's okay, that's just how things are supposed to be.
Man I seriously need to stop orgasming over this page already and move on.
...No, seriously, Enma needs to go in the puppy room RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. :/
*BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*
Okay, lol doesn't even begin to cut it here, just. "KHR!" doesn't even work, and that one abbreviation is usually more than sufficient to cover no small amount of weirdness and/or hilarity. But this, this is just like. KHR SQUARED.
So I assume this is actually just the halfway point of this arc we're reaching just now? It seems too abrupt to be the climax, at any rate. Then again, looking at the pace this arc has had so far, I suppose I should never underestimate Amano. Still, now seems as good a time as ever to jot down a quick wishlist for Inheritance Arc, Part II. Then you guys can all laugh at my hopelessly outdated requests, and/or spoil me for what is actually to come! HERE WE GO:
MORE JULIE. All of the other Simon family members have had their chance to shine already, and given that they're all currently locked away in prison, it means less characters for Amano to get distracted with. Smaller cast means more screentime for each remaining member, right?
KAWAHIRA! THAT FUCKING GUY, IT'S MORE THAN PAST HIGH TIME FOR HIM TO SHOW UP AGAIN DON'T YOU THINK? BECAUSE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK. It needed to be said, anyway.
MORE BYAKURAN TOO JUST FOR LULZ??
Since this is fast becoming a character wishlist instead of plot, let's just put Talbot in here for shits and giggles as well.
What I do want to see plot-wise is more explanation about that whole flood of blood thing. Because that just got tossed aside and needs to be referred to again. God forbid it become Gokudera's parents all over again, with just an afterthought resolution mentioned for like two pages in the last chapter of the arc.
Coyote kind of died/went mysteriously missing too, didn't he? Let's check up on that at some point.
REMEMBER THAT CLIFF FROM THAT ONE CHAPTER WHERE THEY SHOWED THE WHOLE LAYOUT OF THE ISLAND? I am still secretly hoping for a finale set there at some point. Hope will never die.
Maybe being stuck as an owl for a prolonged span of time will teach Mukuro the true meaning of Christmas finally hey you never know.
Or else Hibari will change his mind about being to tired to fight him or whatever and they'll have a go at it. Lulz wlll ensue.
...Hell, either way it looks like lulz are going to ensue no matter how we go at this! In fact, thay already have ensued! THEY ARE ENSUING AS WE SPEAK. All of the lulz!
So in conclusion, GOOOOOOOO KHR. Baby, this is why I can never quit you.
Lastly, Happy Belated Birthday to, like. EVERYONE.
sob orz I am so sorry. XDDD