makeste | ZEAN GAVE ME A MEME. <3

Actually, she gave me two, but this was ridiculously time-consuming, so I'll save the other for another day!

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing for battle. Second two people; second pairing for battle. Etc. Then write your reaction to each battle.

ROUND 1:
Genkishi vs Gokudera

OH SNAP. On the one hand, Gokudera is probably pissed at Genkishi for that time when he killed Yamamoto with a wall. On the other hand, he's probably impressed with Genkishi for that time when he killed Yamamoto with a wall. But I have a feeling Gokudera doesn't like traitors very much (he did get to hear Gamma's whole sob story, after all), and ON TOP OF THAT, HE'S ALSO PISSED AT HIM FOR TRYING TO RAPE TSUNA WITH THE HELL RING THAT ONE TIME, SO IT'S ON.

Unfortunately for Gokudera though, Genkishi, being a combination of Yamamoto and Mukuro, is about the worst possible type of opponent for him to face, and probably beats him soundly. BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YAMA ULTIMATELY GETS REVENGE. And then Kikyou blows him up. So it's a happy ending for everyone! Except, wait, it isn't.

ROUND 2:
Haru vs Kyoko

VONGOLA CATFIGHT. Now, obviously, Kyoko and Haru are normally BFFs so this would not happen under just any circumstances. Therefore, we'll have to invent a crazy scenario in which to frame it. I like to imagine that one day, Haru catches Kyoko eating cake on a NON-APPRECIATION DAY!!1, but because they're dear friends she swears never to tell anyone, much to Kyoko's relief. But then one day soon afterward, Kyoko accidentally (and I'm sure, quite innocently... OR IS IT?) lets one of Haru's embarrassing secrets slip during lunch with the boys, and Haru is like, "!!! D: --WELL, ONE TIME KYOKO-CHAN ATE CAKE EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T SUNDAY!" And Kyoko, BETRAYED, immediately shoots back, "WELL, HARU-CHAN ONCE SAID SHE ADMIRED SOMEONE THAT WASN'T TSUNA!" And Haru gasps, "THAT WAS ONE TIME! AND I IMMEDIATELY SAID THAT OF COURSE HE WASN'T ANYTHING COMPARED TO TSUNA-SAN! AND ONE TIME KYOKO-CHAN COMPLAINED THAT SHE WAS TIRED OF COOKING FOR YOU GUYS!" And Kyoko shrieks, "YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL!" and tackles her, and the result is a chaotic tangle of cursing and kicking and hair-pulling while the boys just sit there, terrified.

In the end, both girls apologize repeatedly and profusely to each other and there's a lot of crying and sniffling and hugging, and their friendship winds up even stronger than before, and all of the boys are thoroughly traumatized.

ROUND 3:

Reborn vs Squalo

We could make this a standard battle, but since Reborn and his deus ex machina powers would win in two seconds (particularly given that Squalo can't even dodge wine glasses), that seems a little dull. Instead, I propose a battle of sexiness.

Now, at first glance you might think that Reborn has the edge in this too (those... eyes...!), but you can't forget to take into account Squalo's long, beautiful Pantene locks, which under normal circumstances would be far too pretty for a man but somehow he pulls it off. We also have to consider that Squalo has a flying shark, though as of yet I've been unable to determine whether that adds or subtracts from the sexiness (it depends on how distracting it is).

In the end, I think the most important thing is that if they did end up fighting anyway, it would probably end up looking a lot like one of Spike and Vicious's fights from Cowboy Bebop. Think about it.

ROUND 4:

Tsuna vs Yamamoto

Of all the fights in Reborn that could ever possibly happen, I think this one would be the best, just because BOTH PARTICIPANTS CAN FLY. And one of them is Roronoa Zoro on steroids, and the other is a mafia Super Saiyan. Really, I could say more, but I think that's all we need to know. Shiniest. Fight. Ever. *_*

BONUS ROUND:

Uri vs Wall

I have this mental image of a tiny mafia cat, bravely leaping forward to attack, and a soulless black wall, standing there resolutely, certain in the defenses that have withstood countless foolhardy charging idiots in the past, and will conquer many more in the years to come... THIS WILL NOT END WELL.

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The BONUS ROUND. *A*

XDDDD

I FEAR FOR THAT CAT. :(

ME TOO. But the thought is amusing. xD;;;

I KNOW, that's the horrible part. I'd be like, laughing and sobbing at the same time. XDDD

Happy Tears? Umm...bittersweet end?

Aww...poor Uri! He'll be squashed like a MELON! [but Uri does mean Melon. Hmmm...]

Yeah, something like that. Mostly a complex mix of amusement and horror, perhaps akin to watching a clown catch on fire.

That little cat would never see the wall coming, sob. XD

Clown catching on fire...scary thought there. o__o;;
Just like the White Tiger show where the White Tiger actually bit his master. :O

POOR URI. ;A:
XD

Oh god I can just see it. All the guys just all "°A° °□° durrrrrrrrr" if Kyoko and Haru cat fight like that. XDDDDD

Oh wall. D: Fighting against walls suck. I speak only because I fought one in a video game....

Roronoa Zoro on steroids, and the other is a mafia Super Saiyan
THIIIIIIIIIS XD

I picture them like, glancing back and forth at each other, silently pleading for one of them to try and put a stop to it. BUT OF COURSE NO ONE VOLUNTEERS.

I too have come across one or two troublesome videogame walls in my time. Whether they're shooting lasers at you, closing in on you, or just stopping you from getting where you need to go, I've learned not to underestimate them. XD

BEST FIGHT EVER, AMIRITE? *HIGH FIVES*

Because it's one fight they will never dare to go against XD *pats them*

Oh yeah. I thought ceilings were pretty bad since Zelda but against a wall with a face moving to crush you? That's kind of intimidating DX

OH HELL YESSSS *w*/\*v*

They're totally cool with fighting guys who come back from the dead and guys who bathe in lava, but at some point, you just have to acknowledge your limits.

Sob, that is pretty imposing. XD

A BATTLE FOR THE AGES.

YAYYYYYY YOU DID IT

XD Oh, my, such Yamamoto scented (wat) undertones in the Gokudera vs. Genkishi battle.

LGIHFDSG LOL HARU VS. KYOKO *brb dying*
while the boys just sit there, terrified.
XDDD OH MY GOD

BATTLE OF SEXINESS ADFLKHADG XDDD HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD A FLYING SHARK MAKE ONE MORE SEXY
Unless, that uh, what you're in to.
it would probably end up looking a lot like one of Spike and Vicious's fights from Cowboy Bebop
THIS. Is so very true. O_O

Roronoa Zoro on steroids, and the other is a mafia Super Saiyan.
HGNNGHHHHHHHH ADFLKHDSGAD ♥
Shiniest and nicest fight ever XD considering they both have issues when it comes to hurting other people. It shall be a battle of dodging XD

XD OMFG, your mental image 'soulless black wall' XDD AHAHAHASDLGH

FFFFFFFFFFFF ♥

IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. XD

LOL, but of course. THEY'RE BOTH YAMAMOTO'S RIVALS, AFTER ALL.

You really can't blame the boys for being scared. They'd all just be like, "AHH WHAT DO WE DO--maybe if we sit here really quietly they'll forget we're here. D:" It's truly scarring.

HOW WOULDN'T IT MAKE ONE MORE SEXY?? The answer to both questions is, "who knows?" But I felt it had to be mentioned regardless. XD

They use the same weapons, and they even kind of look like them (maybe that's why Reborn is so hot...). It's actually really weird.

Unless Tsuna somehow convinced Yamamoto to go all out (because you know how Yama gets when he goes into COMPETITION MODE), yeah, it would be a very polite battle. XD But if they did get into it, JUST THINK HOW COOL!!1

That wall is like, the Sauron of KHR. It'll eventually turn out to be the final boss, just wait and see.

Aw man, those fights are awesome. While reading the Kyoko vs Haru fight, I imagined Shamal getting in there between them, each hand groping a breast, and saying, "Now, now, girls shouldn't be fighitng with their clothes on."

I think Reborn would win in the sexy battle. His smoldering gaze is just... so... masculine. XD

lmao @ the bonus battle. 'The Wall' is the trump card. Have you played the card game Munchkin? It's a fun game. You're a character attempting to reach Level 10 by beating monsters, and the other players in the game throw down curses, monster enhancers, etc. to prevent you from leveling up. And I'm thinking that if there was a KHR version of that game, "The Wall" would be a card.

You: Yes, I can beat this level 4 monster since I'm level 6 and have my armor!
Evil friend next to you: Too bad! *throws out "The Wall"*
You: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK!

Oh my God, I can picture that happening so clearly. Although Shamal would never be heard from again afterward. XD

Reborn's sexiness levels are over 9000, it's true. But Squalo does have that shark. (Don't ask me why, but I just... I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULDN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE SHARK.)

Haha, I'd never heard of Munchkin, but now I really want to play it (I love the "decide who goes first" rule, lol). Sounds like Wall would fit perfectly in there. |D It'd probably knock you all the way back down to level 1 somehow, just because it's such a bitch.

OR MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT YOU'RE BEGINNING TO HAVE A SHARK FETISH. XD

I HAVE A SQUALO FETISH, IS ALL. XD

XDDDD Now, THIS is crazy...

Damn...that would be exactly what Kyoko vs. Haru would be like in the manga. X.X That is precisely what it would do to prompt it. :-S

IT IS, but all the same, it feels right, doesn't it?

Appreciation Day is serious business. XD

ZEAN GAVE ME A MEME. <3

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