Let's go get lost, let's go get lost...

[makeste]

1. Happy Birthday, fishkro! Hope you have a good one. ♥

2. Since gmail was down earlier this afternoon, rendering me incapable of doing anything productive (let's pretend I ever do anything productive to begin with), I took a meme from mtranc3 because it looked like an entertaining way to while away the hours!

You’ve somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.

I suppose I could have picked ten random characters-slash-people, but to be honest, whenever I see a meme like this the first thing that runs through my head is, "REBORNIZE THAT SHIT." So. XD

1. Gokudera
2. Yamamoto
3. Tsuna
4. Shouichi
5. Squalo
6. Haru
7. Byakuran
8. Mukuro
9. Reborn
10. Kikyo


1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Reborn) name it, and is 7 (Byakuran) bothered by it?

Reborn names it Charlotte, and not only is Byakuran not bothered by it, but he probably gets more of a kick out of it than anyone seeing as he's a sadistic jerk who gets off on other people's misery. He thinks the whole thing is hilarious.

2. 1, 4, 6 and 8 (Gokudera, Shouichi, Haru and Mukuro) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?

After a great deal of bitching, Gokudera finally picks the right-hand-side (BECAUSE HE'S THE RIGHT HAND, GET IT) window seat, and places Haru between himself and Shouichi because he doesn't want her sitting next to Mukuro. :| Haru and Shou reluctantly agree to this arrangement, and Mukuro doesn't get a say because he arrives late to the party AS ALWAYS. I should have used a white rabbit reference for his tag.

3. 5 and 10 (Squalo and Kikyo) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?

...omg it's Squalo and Kikyo. Well, I can't rightly say who ends up with the window seat, because frankly the battle that ensues over its claim is so epic that by the time it reaches its conclusion, no one even remembers what the original argument was about. But Squalo totally wins, so if they ever did remember, the seat would be his.

4. 3 and 4 (Tsuna and Shouichi) are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?

Tsuna gets annoyed first, but because he has no spine all he can do is sit there meekly and put up with it. Shouichi wasn't even doing it on purpose, either; he just fell asleep (presumably lulled to dreamland by Charlotte's hypnotic direction-giving) and did that thing where his head flopped onto the nearest available shoulder. And for some reason it wasn't Mukuro's or Haru's despite the fact that a previous question established his position in between them. Because Tsuna is just that unlucky. POOR TSUNA.

5. What habit does 8 (Mukuro) have that might get on 2’s (Yamamoto's) nerves?

Directing numerous predatory smiles in Tsuna's general direction, then looking innocent as a puppy in snow whenever someone turns a questioning glance his way. And even that doesn't so much annoy Yama as put him slightly on guard. I think it's probably close to impossible for anyone to actually get on Yamamoto's nerves. Or at least, not when they have to vie with Byakuran and Kikyo for negative attention.

6. Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Gokudera or Byakuran)?

Gokudera is the least likely person to start a round of 99 Bottles ever. In fact, I think the likelihood of his doing so is actually in the negatives. On the other hand, I cannot think of any action more dickish than starting up a round of this song while crammed into a car with nine other people who all hate you. And if anyone possibly could be JUST THAT DICKISH, it would be Byakuran. And if he weren't riding in the same car as an armed and dangerous Reborn, I think he would have done this dastardly thing already.

7. Where is number 7 (Byakuran)?

He is in all ten positions SIMULTANEOUSLY!1 and is using the knowledge gained from the experience of sitting in each of those seats to further his aims of conquering the world and RULING YOU ALL. So basically it depends on which universe you're in. The only thing I'm sure of is that he's not driving, because Reborn is the one doing that.

8. You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 (Squalo and Tsuna) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?

Tsuna politely asks each individual what he or she would like and then sets off to get said things. Squalo comes with to get an icee, but can't get the machine to work right. When the convenience store guy comes to help him, Squalo loses his patience (he had patience?!) and whallops him in the head with his paper cup so hard that Chuck Norris would call it overkill. The guy goes down, Tsuna freaks out, and the both of them wind up returning to the car in a comedic rush, Squalo still upset over his lack of an icee, and Tsuna panicking and mentally picturing them all going to jail for murdering a gas station employee.

Which is to say, they don't bring back anything.

9. 6 and 8 (Haru and Mukuro) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?

Haru brought J-pop and stuff. Mukuro brought ABBA, because Byakuran's not the only one who's just a little bit dickish.

10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10 (Yamamoto or Kikyo)?

Kikyo. Even though Reborn is driving, the most that even the worst of his crazy mafia driving antics can coax from someone as worry-free as Yama is the occasional, "Ha ha, don't you think we're going a little fast? --Whoa, that was a close one! I bet she didn't see that coming!" and other such nonsense. Kikyo, meanwhile, is one of those arrogant smug "I'm always right and let me explain to you why" types, and yaps on and on about how Byakuran-sama would drive so much better and Reborn sucks and you're all fools. For about five minutes until Reborn gets annoyed and shoots him.

So in the end, this road trip has a happy ending. ♥

ETA: kat8cha HAS CREATED A THING OF AWESOME, AND I INSIST THAT YOU ALL READ IT. ROAD TRIP FIC, PEOPLE. THERE IS A GOD AND HE IS GOOD.

Comments

[cleartempest.livejournal.com]

/is laughing so hard right now

And for some reason it wasn't Mukuro's or Haru's despite the fact that a previous question established his position in between them. Because Tsuna is just that unlucky. POOR TSUNA.
HAHAHA THESE QUESTIONS DIDN'T BOTHER MAKING SENSE XD BUT LOL IT FITS

knowledge gained from the experience of sitting in each of those seats
FFFFFFFFFFF
The only thing I'm sure of is that he's not driving, because Reborn is the one doing that.
BYAKURAN YOU LEFT AN OPENING

8 is amazing because I can totally see it happening, especially on Tsuna's part XD

Mukuro brought ABBA, because Byakuran's not the only one who's just a little bit dickish.
AHAHAHA OH MY GOD ILU

I wrote down ten people before clicking in case I wanted to steal this meme XD I think I just might.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

knowledge gained from the experience of sitting in each of those seats
FFFFFFFFFFF

HIS SUPERPOWER IS SO DEADLY OMG.

8 is amazing because I can totally see it happening, especially on Tsuna's part XD

Tsuna/panic OTP.

I wrote down ten people before clicking in case I wanted to steal this meme XD I think I just might.

Haha, awesome. I HOPE YOU DO and if so I can't wait to read it. :DDD

[escherichiacola.livejournal.com]

This was brilliant.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Lol, thank you. 8D I love memes like this.

[kat8cha.livejournal.com]

...Kikyou dies, of course it's a happy ending. XD

God, I laughed so hard. And poor Mukuro, crammed into that last seat. He'd make his ABBA CD stick in the player and it would just go on and on and on.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

THE HAPPIEST ENDING.

And I wouldn't feel too badly for Mukuro, considering that he got ample revenge for being stuck in the back seat with three other people. AMPLE REVENGE AND THEN SOME.

[poisontea.livejournal.com]

Oh my god this is amazing and brilliant and I may have to steal it. A few times over. |D

[makeste.livejournal.com]

DO IIIIIIIIIIT. I'll look forward to it. 8D

[sandrock.livejournal.com]

I agree with no. 3. Bigtime. :p

And I took this. And there are other comments I might make, but I'm terrified of going off on a tangent. ^^;

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Hey! Long time no see. ♥

I agree with no. 3. Bigtime. :p

Epic road trip battle to make up for the epic fight that Mukuro so recently interrupted. XD

And I took this.

SO I SAW. Heh, I love reading other people's versions of this meme. :D

[azartti.livejournal.com]

This meme rules so much. Number 8 would ttly happen and the battle for the seat with Squalo and Kikyo PFFFF

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Basically, deciding to bring Squalo along with them for the road trip was the best decision they ever made. Or the worst. Jury's still out on that. XD

[charpieinuse.livejournal.com]

XD I died at all of them. Oh so true...

These scenarios are so awesome that they might get fanart. Especially Mukuro listening to ABBA and Epic seat battle between Squalo and Kikyo.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

I like to imagine that Mukuro actually listened to ABBA while Squalo and Kikyo were fighting for the window seat. It makes it even more epic. And by epic I mean hilarious. XD

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Saw your post, glad you had fun. <3

And thank you! I loled writing it. XD

[erisabesu.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, grinning so hard! XDDDD I might have to steal this one for a rainy day. <333

[makeste.livejournal.com]

I might have to steal this one for a rainy day. <333

YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT IN THIS. :D And glad you enjoyed it!

[caddles.livejournal.com]

_{Words cannot describe.}

But I think I'd better get to drawing a picture of Squalo killing somebody with a paper cup. |:

[makeste.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I think "LOL" sums it up pretty well. XD

Haha, I've been having a lot of fun with that mental image. "VOIIIII!" *WHAM*

[mtranc3.livejournal.com]

OMG hahaha that was utterly brilliant! Reborn style roadtrip :D:D:D I love the gas station scene, I could so see that happening! And Mukuro sending Tsuna predatory vibes (♥) and bringing Abba along, heeee! :) Just brilliant!

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think my favorite thing about the gas station bit is that in a meme filled with AU insanity, that is one thing I COULD ACTUALLY SEE HAPPENING. In fact, assuming Squalo's ever been to a 7-11, I bet it has.

Haha, glad you enjoyed it. XD

[nilly-chan.livejournal.com]

This... this is fifteen different types of awesome. XD

[makeste.livejournal.com]

THAT'S A LOT OF AWESOME. D: Lol, thanks. <3

[dame-batsie.livejournal.com]

Re: Squalo and Kikyo - the original argument must've been about whose hair had the right to be the closest to the sun where it can sparkle and shine like it was handspun by God (or Byakuran, depending on who you talk to) himself. XD

7. Where is number 7 (Byakuran)?

He is in all ten positions SIMULTANEOUSLY!
TRUTH

OMG Mukuro and ABBA. <3

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can see them having an epic "WHO'S PRETTIER?!" fight. XD And everyone else just stands around watching and trying to hide their laughter so as not to get pounced on by either one. (Except Yamamoto, who is just completely unable to stop himself from cracking up. He gets soundly abused by Squalo for it later. XD)

SUCH A GODLIKE ABILITY HE'S GOT.

HE IS THE DANCING QUEEN~