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So here are the answers to the meme I posted yesterday afternoon. |DTHE LIST OF CHARACTERS:
1. Shouichi
2. Uni
3. Yamamoto
4. Gamma
5. Tsuna
6. Gokudera
7. Zakuro
8. Byakuran
9. Squalo
10. Haru
11. Reborn
12. Mukuro
13. Hibari
14. Lambo
15. Wall
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dame_batsie:Say that Zakuro was making out with Haru and Uni walked in on them. What happens?
Okay, there are two possible ways I could see this going down. The first scenario assumes that this is post-Future Arc, and Haru is making out with a Jesused Zakuro who wooed her with his rugged good looks and charms. In that case, I imagine that when Uni walks in on them, Haru freaks out and starts babbling on about how this isn't what it looks like, Uni-chan, and why didn't you knock first??, and please don't tell Tsuna-san, it means nothing, really, Haru was just momentarily swept up in the tides of passion! And eventually she works herself up into hysterics and Uni has to sit with her for a while and calm her down, and meanwhile Zakuro is just standing there annoyed that his making-out session was so rudely interrupted. :/
Aaaand the second scenario assumes that the Future Arc is still going on, in which case the only possible explanation is that Haru has been kidnapped and brainwashed. THE HORROR. So when Uni walks in on them, I like to think that Haru just stands around in a daze, and Zakuro starts looking back and forth between them in confusion, because wait a sec, is that the girl that Byakuran was all on their cases about kidnapping? Then who the hell is this other girl...? And while he's trying to puzzle out the case of mistaken identity, Uni takes the opportunity to grab Haru and hightail it out of there. :)
Say that Squalo and Shouichi are stuck in an elevator together. What would they do?
Squalo almost manages to wait a whole two minutes before he starts hacking and slashing at the walls of the elevator like a crazy person! Shouichi, meanwhile, ends up ducking for cover, terrified out of his mind and uselessly trying to talk Squalo down. Once he is satisfied with the elevator's state of destruction, Squalo then cuts a hole in the ceiling and climbs right out, leaving poor Shou cowering in a corner and developing spontaneous acute claustrophobia. And various other traumas.
Yamamoto writes a Christmas card to Gamma. What does it say?
I would really love for it to be something where the front of the card is like, "'Tis the season for forgiveness..." and then on the inside is written, "Happy Holidays! Just wanted to let you know, no hard feelings about the torture and maimings! It's all good. |D" And the worst part is, it's probably not sarcastic at all, orz.
But it's probably just some generic Christmas card with sparkles on the front. And maybe on the inside Yama drew a little doodle of a Christmas tree with little fox ornaments on it. Because he is very special.
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azartti:Squalo and Yamamoto are walking in town when suddenly they find Hard Gay, who invites them to do the 'Hard Gay pose', will they do it or run as far away as they can?
Yamamoto just cracks up. Completely. Like to the point where he's almost rolling around on the ground in tears. XD And Squalo is just kind of confused at first, but when Hard Gay starts A'THRUSTIN' in his direction he loses his shit and tries to decapitate him. At which point Yamamoto is forced to hold him back to prevent tragedy. He apologizes for his angry mentor's behavior ("Don't worry about it, this guy just has no sense of humor, ha ha!"), all the while still laughing like crazy. Because he has seen a lot of funny things in his life, but this so takes the cake. ALL OF THE CAKES.
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vazavati:Yamamoto, Gamma, Squalo, Hibari, and Wall attend a murder mystery party. Who solves the murder? Who's the culprit? Who planned the party in the first place? How does everyone behave? Do they have fun?
Yamamoto planned the party, figuring it was a way for all of his most murderous friends to get to know each other better. |D Wall is the culprit, OF COURSE, and Gamma actually solves the murder in the end, because Hibari and Squalo are too busy to do much actual sleuthing, due to their spending almost the entire time brawling with each other.
And the sad thing is, every last one of them actually has a blast, in their own way. Sob.
Uni proposes to Tsuna in a public venue. What is the venue, and how does Tsuna react?
Uni proposes at like a big fancy party that the Vongola and Giglio Nero are having, because she sweetly believes it would be a good way to forge even closer ties between the two families. <3 Tsuna reacts by blushing, and fainting. When he finally wakes up again, he lets her down gently, which is just as well, since between Gamma and Gokudera, so many objections have already been raised that it's not even funny.
What does Gokudera sing in the shower?
FUCK YOU, HE DOESN'T SING!! WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WAS IT THE COW? FUCK THAT STUPID COW, SOMEONE NEEDS TO BREAK HIS STUPID FACE. >(
...I'm actually not sure. I think he's probably more of a hummer than a singer. Likes to hum classical music, and sometimes maybe half-hums, half-sings stuff he's composing in his head (coughoretachinojoycough).
What would Zakuro use to blackmail Haru? How would Haru take her revenge?
HOW 'BOUT THE TIME THE TWO OF THEM WERE TOTALLY MAKING OUT? THAT'S PROBABLY GOOD BLACKMAIL MATERIAL RIGHT THERE.
Haru takes her revenge by sneaking into... wherever all the Funeral Wreaths hang out one night, and reading Zakuro's diary! OMG. She is of course looking for blackmail material of her own, but there seems to be nothing written there except a bunch of girly crap about how much he loves flowers. So she sneaks back out again, and over the course of the next week or so her conscience starts to eat at her until finally, overwhelmed by guilt, she shamefully confesses the deed. To which Zakuro replies in puzzlement, "What diary?" And that's when Kikyo slaps a hand to his face and cries, "GASP! MY DIARY! HOW COULD YOU?" and runs away crying.
I'M JUST KIDDING, YOU CRAZY FUNERAL WREATHS, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU GUYS, REALLY.
Lambo is elected President, but in his or her first term survives an assassination attempt. Who was behind it, Shouichi or Reborn? What was the nature of the attempt? What were Lambo's campaign promises? Did he keep them?
OF COURSE REBORN WAS BEHIND THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. I question the logical workings of anyone who thought he wasn't behind the attempt. It was your good old fashioned basic assassination--hide somewhere with a gun, and then when the moment comes, shoot. And he totally hit him and everything, and it would have been fatal except that Lambo happened to stub his toe at the exact moment Reborn fired, and so was in the process of jumping around/stumbling in pain when the bullet hit him. So it hit a non-fatal place and he was good. Reborn made no apologies for the attempt; he claimed it built character. :/
Lambo's campaign was built on the promise of doughnuts, and the possibility of more doughnuts to come! Heh, he probably just promised to restore the economy and clean up the government. He absolutely did not keep those promises, and probably was forced to resign in the midst of some scandal or other.
Mukuro had a nightmare last night. What was it about?
Mukuro probably accidentally fell into someone else's nightmare. Let's go with Gokudera, because not enough people picked the number 6. The nightmare was about Gokudera chasing Uri down a rabbit hole, and then he found a little bottle marked 'drink me' so he did but it was POISON COOKING! :( Mukuro loled and decided to play along, so he commandeered the role of the Cheshire Cat and spent the rest of the night tormenting his fellow guardian. 'Cuz he's a dick.
If Byakuran was omnipotent, what would he choose not to do?
RELEVANT QUESTION IS RELEVANT. XD Happily, canon has already given us an answer to this one, and that answer is, "anything that might possibly have a positive impact on the fate of humanity." He seems to adhere to those guidelines pretty strictly.
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krillia:Squalo turns into a baby duck and imprints on Gamma. How do things progress?
lol. Well, considering how alike he and Gokudera are in other fashions, I wouldn't put it past Gamma to have a similar secret love for tiny adorable creatures as well. So he adopts the little baby duck and puts up with its abuses and gives it love. <3
Unless of course, he's actually aware that the baby duck is Squalo, in which case he probably gives it back to the Vongola in disgust. And then has to put up with the duck stalking him at random and like appearing in his bedroom in the middle of the night out of nowhere! Because even as a baby duck, Squalo is crazily persistent.
ETA: I'm just going to link this here so I don't lose it. Since I spent TEN WHOLE MINUTES Photoshopping that. XD
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rikasaurus:Tsuna and Wall are selling chocolate. But suddenly a guy like this begins harassing them. What do they do?
T-this question. XDD Well, Tsuna either soils himself or runs away screaming. OR BOTH! Wall, however, stands his ground resolutely until the Chocolate Man has no choice but to submit to his superior will. YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WALL, CRAZY CHOCOLATE-LOVING FISH GUY.
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ekmisao:If Tsuna is Kanye, and Byakuran is Taylor (and Uni is the current boyfriend, and Squalo the ex-boyfriend)...what would be the content of the SNL Monologue?
Brb, trying to wrap my head around the mental image of Tsuna jumping on stage to interrupt Byakuran's acceptance speech ("Imma let you finish, but Xanxus was one of the best Reborn villains of all time"?). XD
...I can't really say on this one, honestly, because I really don't know enough (read: anything) about Kanye or Taylor aside from the VMA incident. I have no clue about the boyfriend and/or ex-boyfriend or how they would spoof it on SNL. XD Sorry...
someone else can feel free to take a stab at this if they like?
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jewel_song:It's Tsuna's birthday - what does Reborn get him?
SOMETHING TRAUMATIC, NO DOUBT. Like maybe some antique Vongola watch that's been handed down from generation to generation, but it also carries a terrible curse which he conveniently neglected to mention! Or Tsuna has to pass some horrifying trial before he can be found worthy to wear it. Or something horrible like that. REBORN LOVES YOU, TSUNA, REALLY.
Byakuran is making an iPod playlist for a road trip - what songs do Uni and Gokudera love/hate?
Byakuran's playlist is filled with like. Nonstop Beyonce and Lady Gaga and what have you. Uni actually likes the mix because she is a young teenage girl, and to be frank she's probably a Miley Cyrus fan too. Gokudera, however, can't stand any of it and is eventually driven to a dark, dark place mentally over the course of the trip. We won't speak of it. But to this day, the mere words "poker face" will send him flying into an uncontrollable rage, and no one has the foggiest idea why.
Shouichi needs relationship advice - what advice can Squalo offer?
Sob. The only type of relationship advice I can ever picture Shou asking about would be something like, "Do you think two people whose friendship was torn apart because of wildly opposing ideological beliefs could ever learn to put those differences aside and start again?" And I don't know what possessed him to ask Squalo of all people (I'm assuming there was a concussion involved), but Squalo is pretty much just like, "WHO FUCKING CAAAAAARES?!" and if pressed further would likely attempt to do Shouichi bodily harm. So there really is no way this could end well. Especially since of course the answer to Shou's question is no. When one of the beliefs in question is "I should totally rule the world", the answer is always no.
...I think this meme might be my favorite.
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This line made me so happy.
It's Tsuna's birthday - what does Reborn get him?
SOMETHING TRAUMATIC, NO DOUBT.
leaving poor Shou cowering in a corner and developing spontaneous acute claustrophobia. And various other traumas.
Shouichi and Tsuna obviously need to start some sort of support group together for this kind of thing.
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Heh, they are just gluttons for punishment, those two. It's like they have invisible little 'KICK ME' signs on their backs. They really should get together and bond over their shared pain.
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Lambo's scandal probably involved him hoarding all these said doughnuts he instead of giving them out.
Wall, however, stands his ground resolutely until the Chocolate Man has no choice but to submit to his superior will. YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WALL, CRAZY CHOCOLATE-LOVING FISH GUY
FISH GUY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS COMING.
Good lord I lol'd hard at these answers XDDDD
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Yeah, when he didn't make good on the doughnut promise things went sour. It'd be like Marie Antoinette, but with doughnuts instead of cake. He had to leave town in a hurry.
HE FINALLY MET A NEMESIS HE COULDN'T DEFEAT. Poor soul. XDD
you and THE WALL as a character lol
Laughs at most of the things here, especially Lambo as president!
Poor Gokudera stuck with Lady Gaga. I kinda like Lady Gaga music now and then, but I will totally understand if he kills anything Gaga within range.
I love that rectangular son of a bitch.
Lambo as President is nonstop lulz. Especially Doughnutgate.
Haha, my brother is so obsessed with Lady Gaga that most of her stuff drives me nuts just cuz I hear so damn often. XD And since Gokudera's fuse is so hilariously short... yeah. NOT GOOD.
Re: I love that rectangular son of a bitch.
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Thanks for doing it! XD
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I kept laughing like a maniac on this. This meme wins so much ♥
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Because even as a baby duck, Squalo is crazily persistent.
Squalo would be the funniest baby duck ever. I had a weird mental image of him actually being fluffy as I typed that. (: I wonder if Xanxus would love him any more as a duck than as a Squalo? I suppose the Squalo-duck would follow Xanxus around and QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK at him until Xanxus threatened to stop on him. <3
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kind of wish I could drawam kind of in love with the mental image....is that arrogant of me, since it was my question? ^_^;
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And heh, if is arrogant, then we can be arrogant together. XD
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Byakuran is a dick. lmfao.
THIS MEME IS FUCKING AMAAAAAAAAAAAZING
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Lol, it was so much fun to do. XD
FIVE WORDS
-nodnod-
Endless lulz you have provided me. <3
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And heh, I'm glad. Fun meme was fun. <3
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Then I think my Inner Hibari would adopt him and teach him to bite herbivores or something. -snort-
<33 Your rants always make me laugh. So Hard.
I blame caddles for my stalking of you. -nodnod-
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Heee, blushing so hard here. XD I'm really glad you like my silly ramblings, lol. Feel free to STALK AWAY, or friend, even; whatever's good. <3
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Oh god. I love them. They always make my week amazing. <33
I STARTED WITH STALKER. NOW BRAVE COMMENTATOR. and then we can work it up from there ~
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Haha, that works too, then. <3
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<33
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Ha ha, Shouichi going to Squalo for relationship advice. I presume this is before the elevator incident because he'd be traumatized after that, huh? XD
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Well, if shounen has taught me anything it's that trauma brings people together (just look at Gamma and Gokudera who are now BEST BUDS), so maybe it is after. Who even knows. Or maybe he was just too drunk/concussed/under some sort of spell to care who he asked. XD
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Ha ha, true.
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FUCK YOU, HE DOESN'T SING!! WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WAS IT THE COW? FUCK THAT STUPID COW, SOMEONE NEEDS TO BREAK HIS STUPID FACE. >(
LOL omg salfdkgh
Oh man, I actually hear someone playing Lady Gaga right now ffff poor Gokudera. So Byakuran's taste in music would be something like 'whatever makes my douche level rise the most at any given moment
in many po-po-po-po-positions simultaneously'...it shouldn't be so easy to imagine Squalo as a baby duck D:
The best stab I can take at the snl monologue is like:
Byakuran and Uni: (in the throes of passion)
Tsuna: (comes in, squeaks and covers eyes) B-Byakuran, Imma let you f-finish but...
Squalo: VOIIIIII I DON'T NEED YOU TO DEFEND MY HONOR -- YOU, MARSHMALLOW PRICK, YOU KNOW I WAS THE GREATEST @#&$ OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME
Tsuna: alfkhsdg (frantically trying to improvise)
Byakuran:...fufufu~ You be the prince and I can be the princeeessss~
what. I don't even know anymore ><;;;
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Stupid cow can't keep his stupid mouth shut for one goddamn second...
Haha, basically, yeah. Whatever annoys other people the most, Byakuran is ALL OVER that. Though part of me suspects that he really is a Lady Gaga fan; he just seems the type (and he reminds me of my brother, who pretty much worships her XD).
in many po-po-po-po-positions simultaneously'OH MY EFFING GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD I CHOKED. ;____;
Heh, it's an oddly natural fit, isn't it? I can just picture Squalo!duckling hopping around, squeaking loudly and angrily.
T-that monologue. XDDDD OKAY, YOU OFFICIALLY WIN... SOMETHING. I don't know what. But damn, I loled. XD
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You must have special humor genes or something. Srsly. I laughed so hard that I was literally coughing at the "Shouichi asks Squalo for relationship advice" part (LOL Shou-chan, you...)
I can't even pick my favorite here, but Reborn's failed attempt to assassinate President Lambo and Baby Duck! Squalo and Shouich and Squalo in the elevator and relationship advice will stuck in my brain, like, forever.
Thank you for a good laugh (or multiple good laughs) when I really need it! XD
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Lol, the relationship advice scenario was one of my favorites. I'm still trying to picture how that would actually come about. WHAT THE HELL SHOU, SERIOUSLY.
The very notion of a President Lambo cracked me up even more than the assassination part of it. WORST PRESIDENT EVER. XD Lol, anyway, glad you liked the meme. 8D