This ain't your grandmother's fairy tale.

[makeste]

Hello, everyone! Today I am going to treat you all to my baby sis's rendition of that timeless Grimm classic, Little Red Riding Hood.


"Once upon a time, there was Little Red Riding Hood. And she was only like THIS tall. And the wolf was like, WHOA, THIS TALL! And then, Little Red Riding Hood was picking some blueberries and some apples, and then she sang a song about, 'Doodle doodle doo, I’m going to my grandma’s house! Doodle doodle doo, doodle doodle doo~.' And then she was finally there.

And then, so… 'But Grandma, what big ears you have! But Grandma, what big eyes you have! But Grandma, what big ears you have! But Grandma… what big teeth you have!'

'Better to EAT YOU!!'

And so they run and run. And so, and so, there came… WONDER PETS… I mean, this giant man, too, was going to hit the big bad wolf, he was like, FIFTEEN TALL, that big man, and so, and so, and so he slapped him, and then he ran away—'WAIT UP, THREE LITTLE PIGS!'

And so they gave all the food to the grandma, and had a good sleep, and THE END."


I don't know about anyone else, but I think it is a decided improvement on the original.

Comments

[teruame.livejournal.com]

ROFL...your sister is a born comedian and storyteller. :3 Makes me jealous of her ability to make stories so imaginatively like that.

Now, if only I wrote as well as that...;A;

[makeste.livejournal.com]

ONLY A FOUR-YEAR-OLD, I tell you. Those were the days. XD

[smilypie.livejournal.com]

That's....freaking adorable. &hearts PFFFT WONDER PETS WHAT.
Thanks for sharing XD

[makeste.livejournal.com]

She loves the friggin' Wonder Pets, heh. XD

[bearit.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥

That is PURE LOVE right there.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Heh, I love her so much. Everything she does is awesome. ♥

[rikasaurus.livejournal.com]

lmao your sister is so cute. Fifteen tall XDDD

[makeste.livejournal.com]

FIFTEEN TALL, MAN. That's pretty fucking tall. XD

[azartti.livejournal.com]

Lol your sister wins so much and the Wonder Pets reference made me crack up like a hyena.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

I bet the Wonder Pets could take the big, bad wolf. They've got that flying boat thing. They could do something with that.

[azartti.livejournal.com]

Do not forget they have the mighty and powerful celery. The master of all vegetables.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

FEAR THE CELERY, WOLF.

FEAR IIIIIIIIIT

[makeste.livejournal.com]

My other sister got some of it on video... if she uploads it to the computer, I am seriously considering putting it on Youtube and potentially ruining baby sis's life forever. |D I swear it would be worth it if only for the doodle doodle doo~. You guys don't know the half of how funny it truly is until you hear that doodle doodle doo. XD

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Sob, yes. THE YOUTUBE GENERATION, where everyone's childhood secrets are plastered on the Internet for the world to see. Hopefully when they get older, they won't be so recognizable as the cute kids in the online videos. XD

[dame-batsie.livejournal.com]

lmao I had to google "Wonder Pets" to see what it was. That is too cute.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

They are cute little guys. My favorite is the turtle. YES, I HAVE A FAVORITE WONDER PET, idk this is my life. XD

[way2dawn]

Completely and utterly adorable.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Heh, I am totally biased, but YES. MOST ADORABLE EVER. ♥ ♥

[psqqa]

Oh God, adorbs!

The way I see it, there is nothing more entertaining in life than a younger sister.

[makeste.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. ♥ If I was to follow her around all day with a notebook writing down all the cute things she says and does, I am 98 percent sure that notebook would eventually explode from a lethal overdose of cute. THEY DON'T BUILD NOTEBOOKS TO HANDLE THE STRAIN OF THAT MUCH CUTENESS.