I lol'd at the robot legs, and then got kinda depressed at the implications of what that means after Yamamoto gets out of the hospital, *sniffle*. But then you followed that up with

“Look, Baseball Idiot, so help me, the next time I see your stupid face, I’m either going to punch it or make out with it, so which is it going to be?”

and I died. This is so awesome.