lol three memes in a row

What do you call that? A meme hat-trick?

Tagged by sandrock!

o1. Grab the nearest book.
o2. Open the book to page twenty-three.
o3. Find the fifth sentence.
o4. Post the text of the next five sentences in your journal along with these instructions:
--Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
--Tag five other people to do the same. TAGGING IS FOR UN-LAZY PEOPLE.

( Meme goes under cut )