ITP: Sharks
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Xanxus led hisTen minutes. Oh yes. That's how they roll.
Independent Assassin Squad Varia in a raid.
わずか10分でミルフィオーレの指揮官のいる古城は占拠された
It took them a mere 10 minutes to occupy the old castle housing the Millefiore commander.
Haha, maybe this is why the Varia don't show up much. They're just too good. If they were included in the manga more frequently, fights couldn't fill up five or six chapters apiece because they'd only last TEN MINUTES. We'd already be done with this arc and halfway through the next, and we can't bloody well have that. XD
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If only the Bucking Horse didn't get sent to Japan, huh?AHHHH WHAAAT. TO JAPAN?! WHERE IN JAPAN. Dino, come to ussssss. :( HE'LL HAVE TO SHOW HIMSELF EVENTUALLY it's not like he can stay hidden for very long with that hair.
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Because I took over Mammon's place, I'm forced to wear this stupid hat. I didn't agree to wear this hat, you know.I'm not the only one who finds this hilarious, right? THEY FORCED HIM TO WEAR THE HAT. BECAUSE HE WAS MAMMON'S REPLACEMENT. Do they do this for all of their members? Like, if something happened to Squalo (GOD FORBID), and they were recruiting for a new Rain Guardian
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MiB: Since you're one of the Six Funeral Wreaths, Boss, it's only right for you to settle things here.OH SHIT. Why always with the teasing, Amano? NOW I REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHO IT IS. Is the guy saying the Varia will be surprised because of how powerful the guy is, or because they know him from somewhere? Because if it's the latter, I feel some epicness coming on very shortly.
執事?「あなた様を見たら さぞかし奴らもおどろくでしょーな」
MiB: Those people will certainly be surprised…
When they see you.
PREDICTIONS:
1. LONGCHAMP
2. Mammon (o hey guys I'm not dead after all it was all lies lololo)
3. Some random new character with mysterious ties to one of the Varia. Maybe Bel's brother isn't as dead as we've all heard, for instance. (And actually, considering this conversation, that might not be all that unlikely.) OR SOMETHING COOL LIKE THAT.
Whoever it is, he'd better be awesome.
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SHAAAAARKTwo days later, the shark is still amazing. Look at that little guy in the corner going, "KAAAAH!!" THAT'S RIGHT. BECAUSE NOBODY EXPECTS A SHARK.
SQUALO I LOVE YOU FOREVER. And I am officially starting a fanclub for the shark.

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Lmao wouldn't that just be great if thats the same shark that tried to eat Squalo?
edit: lmao sex? BIRD? sex with Bird wtf?
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AHHHHH NO I would be traumatized. XD NOT ALLOWED. Plus, he is way too hot to be Birds, even if all we can see of him so far is his hand and his shadowy chin.
I MISS LONGCHAMP TOO. Plus it would be hilarious if it really was him, and then the anime had to come up with some way to introduce him without everyone going, "Who the hell...?" THAT WOULD TEACH THEM FOR SKIPPING OVER ALL HIS CHAPTERS.
Lmao wouldn't that just be great if thats the same shark that tried to eat Squalo?
IT WOULD BE AMAZING. I wouldn't put it past Squalo to hold such a huge grudge against the shark that years later he made him into a box animal just because. I wonder if that's even possible? But it would be so awesome.
edit: lmao sex? BIRD? sex with Bird wtf?
Thank you for that blinding mental image. XDDD
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WOT?!@
Yes I can't believe the anime left him out. If I was Amano I'd make him freakin the REASON why everyone went to the future lmao. In your face Longchampless-anime.
I... I wonder... I wonder what Lussuria's box weapon. A big pile of steaming gay?
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ROFL. This is the madness of typos. XDDD
If I was Amano I'd make him freakin the REASON why everyone went to the future lmao. In your face Longchampless-anime.
Haha, that would be great. I mean, it's not like it would make any less sense than IRIE WAS GOOD ALL ALONG on the plot twist scale. Actually, Irie even being a major character to begin with was kind of out of left field. If he could come back and play a major role after one little Daily Life arc chapter, Amano can bring Longchamp back in a plot twisty way too. JUST TO FORCE THE ANIME TO FINALLY INCLUDE HIM.
Lussuria's box weapon... I'm trying to think of the gayest animal possible. XD MAYBE A UNICORN??
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I wonder how Longchamp fights, if he did in the past I totally forgot. Good lord what do you think he looks like in the future?
A UNICORN THAT SHITS SPARKLY STARS!
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I can't remember him doing anything but using the desolation bullet, so it's kind of hard to picture how he might fight in the future. As for what he looks like, since it's Amano, I'm going to go out on a limb and say: hot. 8D
IT USES THE SUN DYING WILL FLAMES TO CREATE MAGIC RAINBOWS.
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And I seriously wouldn't put it past Amano to make Lussuria's weapon such a GAY creature xD
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...really my overwhelming reaction this chapter was just omg Squalo I love you forever and ever and ever
amen♥♥♥%$#@ i hope they don't kill youI need a Squalo icon.
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THEY CAN'T KILL HIM if a shark couldn't kill him nothing can! Or at least, it had better not. XDMe too.
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I'm looking at you, Irie.Really, I fully expect Byakuran to be showing up at Tsuna's house in whatever arc follows the Millefiore arc being like "Omg guys!!! I made you awesome Millefiore pumpkin pie!!! Let's play Scrabble!" The Varia are so classy, though. And by classy I mean classy in a freewheeling batshit sort of all-out way. ♥whenever I start liking a character too much I always fear that character's imminent death. 'cause my favorite characters always die if anyone does. I'm paranoid about Gokudera, too. xD;Dino's probably hiding because he's ashamed of his hair.
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*dead of lulz* XDDD
The best part is, he probably will. Or at least cute little TYB!Byakuran who maybe isn't yet quite as much of a dick.
But no one ever dies in shounen. Except for when they do. XD But they'd better not, orz.THAT'S NO EXCUSE. IF LEVI CAN SHOW UP WITH THAT MUSTACHE DINO CAN SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAN.
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Mom: Honey, could you get the door?
Tsuna: Yeah, sur--...gaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
TYB!Byakuran: I just moved here. :D ♥ I brought you a pie! I know that housewarming gifts are supposed to be the other way around, but I just wanted to make some friends! Do you like apple crisp? My mom's special Millefiore recipe is totally the best!
Gokudera: *coming up to Tsuna's house* ---!!!
Tsuna: ...N-no, Gokudera-kun, don't--
Gokudera: This guy--
Tsuna: ...He brought pie. D:
Gokudera: ....>_> It's a trap, Tenth.
A trap that smells really good.Byakuran: It's nice to meet you too. :)
Tsuna: *wishes for death*
I spent way too long in CLAMP fandoms & in Death Note not to see death in every doorway. xD I don't see KHR as being so brutal & twisted, but its progression from ridiculous comedy to ridiculous action has made me wonder if it can't take a turn for ridiculous tragedy once in a while. Among shonen manga it has a frightfully pliable nature.............true. very very true.
Can TYB!Byakuran and TYB!Irie play, like...hopscotch?
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fuuuuuuu I can't even comment correctly
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It.. it would be awesome if mysterious boss was Bel's twin。
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Yeah, that would be a really nice twist. At first I had said it as a joke, but I really am hoping for it now. XD
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I can only imagine what things would be like if someone had to replace Lussuria loooool "You have to be a
gay pervertednecrophiliac and wear a Mohawk!"I'LL JOIN THE SHARK FANCLUB :0
AND I AGREE WITH YOUR TAG. DINO IS TEASING EVERYONE 8| I, TOO, HIGHLY DOUBT HE COULD HIDE FOR LONG WITH HAIR THAT LIKES TO PARTY HARD.
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LOL, yeah, I kind of doubt they'd even be able to convince anyone to take his place. Maybe if they were really into the sunglasses. XD
ALL RIGHT 8D
AND DINO IS ALWAYS TEASING EVERYONE. HE'S BEEN SUCH A DICK THIS WHOLE ARC AND HE HASN'T EVEN SHOWN UP YET, GOD. JUST SHOW UP ALREAADDDDYYY
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AHAHAHA IAWTC
2. WHERETF IS DINO, I WANT TO SEE HIM AND HIS HAIR
3. ASKGHDSKLGHADG YOU MUST CUT OFF YOUR LEFT HAND. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
WIN WOULD BE WIN OMG LOLOLOL
Yeah, I thought the fact that they made him wear the hat was kinda funny too, though I kinda awwed...it's like, "AWWWW, these crazy bastards don't know how to cope properly with Mammon's death, AWWWWW."
4. Amano is such a tease :\
L-longchamp D: NONONO though this is not as "WRRRRYYY" as the Byakuran=Longchamp theory. B-but still Longchamp=/=evil, right????
LOL XD
I bet he's really pretty....just a guess.
5. And I am officially starting a fanclub for the shark.
VOIIIIIII, FUCKING SIGN ME UUUUUUP
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Haha, yeah, it's such a weird dysfunctionally Varia thing to do.
Actually, I have this thought now that maybe when Mammon died, Xanxus didn't know about it at first, and they were all running around in a panic trying to figure out how to explain it to him, and then one of them was like, "WAIT. MAYBE IF WE GOT A GUY TO REPLACE HIM AND PUT A FROG ON HIS HEAD, HE MIGHT NOT EVEN NOTICE HE'S GONE." And they did that, and it actually worked because really, Xanxus spends half the time frozen in a solid block of ice; he's really not all that on top of things. XDDDD
B-but still Longchamp=/=evil, right????
MAYBE HE WAS BRAINWASHED!!1 *will never let go of that theory*
I bet he's really pretty....just a guess.
Considering it's Amano, this is a very good guess. XD
VOIIIIIII, FUCKING SIGN ME UUUUUUP
FUCK YEAAAAHHH, with you and
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OH XANXUS, WHY SO FROZEN?
MAYBE HE WAS BRAINWASHED!!1
aksjdhkjhf I CAN SEE LONGCHAMP BEING BRAINWASHED, THOUGH IF THAT'S TRUE THEN AMANO MUST INCLUDE THE PROCESS OF HIS BRAINWASHING BECAUSE IT WOULD BE THE MOST EPIC THING EVER.
My, my we are in a sadistic mood today aren't we?
Oh my, everyone loves the shark! 8D
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I fucking love the Varia. You don't get more badass than them. And I can't WAIT for Xanxus to show up! lol @ beating people up for meat! XD
way to be spoiled, you brat!SHAAAARK! I TOTALLY SAW IT COMING, BUT IT'S STILL AMAZING. I wonder what the other Varia boxes are? (LOLOLOL, I have this image in my head of Lussuria's being a peacock!)
I'm veeeeery curious as to what kind of shit is going to go down with this new villain. All I know is that its going to be epic!!!
(But really, I just want to know what the hell Dino is up to! Dino! Where art thou
and your pretty hair?! Oh, and I'd like to know wtf the girls are up to as well. Pssssh, knowing Amano their probably cooking and cleaning. *cue feminist rage* Whyyy?! I still feel like Haru has so much potential..!)Wow, ok. I think I'm finished rambling!
♥
PS - I LOVE YOUR TAG TITLES. THEY MAKE ME GIGGLE.
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I DEFY ANYONE TO NOT LOVE THEM. And I know, I'm so impatient for Xanxus too. I love how Squalo made sure they were prepared for EVERY POSSIBLE MEAT CONTINGENCY and he still threw a fit anyway. Oh Xanxus.
l-lol, a peacock would be perfect for Lussuria. EVEN BETTER THAN A UNICORN. And Bel's should be something associated with royalty, like a lion or a cobra or something. DUNNO ABOUT LEVI. I half-suspect his mustache is his box weapon.
AND DINO, YES. WHERE ART THOU INDEED. And I've been curious about the girls as well, though if the anime filler is any indication they're just going about the cooking/cleaning business as usual, exactly as you said. XD I really want Bianchi to do something at least; I mean, at least she's an assassin, come on. SIGH.
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For some reason I can't stop thinking logically about the shark. Like. I KNOW it's a box weapon and it's in lolshonen-land, but I picture if floating out all OOOH POWERFUL SHARK FEAR ME...
And then flopping around on the ground like a giant tuna that washed ashore. And no one knows what to say.
Needless to say, this chapter made me lawl all the way through. The only thing that could make it better would be Dino's epic hair.
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This chapter was pretty damn hilarious, in ways both intentional and not. I've got high hopes for next week, too. It's always awesome when the Varia are around, let alone A MAGIC FLYING SHARK.
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Dino, where are you? -_-
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Dino, where are you? -_-
Apparently somewhere in Japan laughing at us all. :|
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To Hibari's bed, of course! *shot*
Oh God, Longchamp being back in the manga would be sosososososo awesome. I miss that guy so much.
I was thinking...doesn't a shark need water to move? It can't move in air. But then I realized it's only manga and it's Amano. There will be a way to make this work. XDDD
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Heh, agreed. Plus
I guess it uses the rain flames as water? That and it's a magic flying shark. XD
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I agree 200,000%!
it would also totally show up the anime for leaving him out.
OMG YES! The anime failed at the shock factor there. Shoichi, who showed up in chapter 13, even before Ryohei and Hibari, disappears from our minds for eons and eons and then suddenly is the villain. And we were all like, "WTF...he was important?" (But I was squealing because I secretly loved him from the beginning). And the anime fucked up because Shouichi's fresh on the people's minds before they revealed his villainy-ness. But whatever... XD
LOL...magical air shark like magical floating hedgehogs. XDD
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2. Actually very surprised that Varia do not held grudges towards the Cavallone (for training Hibari in Ring Battle), but more surprised that they -somewhat- hoping for his assistance. How strong Dino really is?
3. For some assasin group, that hat = WEARING TUTU AND BLINDINGLY PINK LEOTARD IN FUNERAL. Perhaps they want to a). Kill Fran
because nobody replace Mammonor b). A test of some sort: "you call yourself assassin? wear this costume and see how good you dodge the bulletsXDD"4. LONGCHAMP WOULD BE AWESOME! but IIRC Varia haven't met him (or he would have claimed Mosca as his 542,578th girlfriend already). Mammon would be next-in-awesomeness, granted he had a plan to encounter the poisonous rays and not wobble during the fight. This had led people to start hazarding guess: "Tea? it's probably Basil" "You see that chin? I bet that Dino"
if it's Dino, defecting to Millefiore is *now* an option no matter how creepy Byakuran is5. MAGICAL SHARK SWIMMING IN THE RAIN OF (DYING WILL) FIREEEEEE . Approved, Amano.