ONE PIECE 598

[makeste]

EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT, LET ME GET IN ON THIS.


~I THINK THINGS JUST GOT AMAZING ALL UP IN HERE~

LET'S GO FROM LEFT TO RIGHT.

• ZORO YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO STUPID BUT DAAAAAMN, YOU WORK THAT EYE SCAR, SON. AND IS IT JUST ME OR DOES HIS LEFT SLEEVE LOOK DANGEROUSLY EMPTY. I'M HOPING THAT'S JUST ME READING TOO MUCH INTO THINGS (and I assume it is, because how the hell can a guy use a three-sword style with only one arm), BUT I'LL FEEL BETTER WHEN HE FINALLY SHOWS UP IN THE MANGA HOPEFULLY NEXT WEEK, IT HAD BETTER BE NEXT WEEK.
  
  
• CHOPPER LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME EXCEPT FOR HIS HAT, LOL. TWO YEARS AND HE'S STILL A TINY SHOTADEER. I SUPPOSE HE'LL ALWAYS BE A SHOTADEER, OH WELL. HE SURE HAS LEVELED UP HIS OBLIVIOUSNESS STATS, THOUGH. I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN GULLIBLE, CHOPPER, BUT YOU'RE A DOCTOR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, YOU'D THINK YOU'D RECOGNIZE THAT YOUR CREWMATES ARE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE FOR THAT REASON ALONE. OH WELL, IT WAS CUTE AND I LAUGHED UPROARIOUSLY.
  
  
• LUFFY, HOW YOU DOING YOU MAIN CHARACTER YOU! *FISTBUMP* THAT BIG X SCAR YOU'RE SPORTING IS PRETTY EPIC. I'M PRETTY CURIOUS ABOUT IT BECAUSE MY UNDERSTANDING WAS THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOUR RUBBER BODY TO SCAR, SO. I BET THERE IS A GOOD STORY BEHIND THAT. ANYWAY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW TERRIFYING YOU'VE BECOME, TEEHEE I BET YOU'LL BLOW UP THE WHOLE ISLAND WITH ONE PUNCH OR SOMETHING.
  
  
• FRANKY, TECHNICALLY YOUR GIANT ARM IS TO THE LEFT OF ROBIN, SO I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'RE NEXT. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK, DUDE. DID YOU SWALLOW A GUNDAM OR SOMETHING?? YOU LOOK LIKE THE OFFSPRING OF A GAY GORILLA AND A ROCK-EM SOCK-EM ROBOT. BUT I LIKE YOUR HAIRCUT, HEH. STILL THE MAN.
  
  
• ROBIN YOU GREW OUT YOUR BANGS!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST LOOK FOR YOU, YOU LOOK AMAZING, YOU GUYS I WOULD HIT THAT SO FUCKING HARD. THE SEXIEST REBEL, UNF.
  
  
• NAMI I ALWAYS LOVED YOUR SHORT HAIR BUT YOUR NEW LOOK IS GORGEOUS. BETWEEN YOU AND ROBIN, SANJI IS GOING TO HAVE A PERMANENT BONER. ALSO YOU WERE FABULOUS IN THIS CHAPTER AND DO YOU KNOW THAT I TOTALLY SHIP YOU WITH USOPP NOW? UNEXPECTED? YES. AWESOME? DEFINITELY.
  
  
• SANJIIIIII
  
  LOLOLOLOL THE EYEBROW. AMAZING. PERFECT. REALLY, I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN SAID, JUST. LOLING FOREVER. AND YET HE SOMEHOW MAKES IT LOOK HOT. HE ALSO TOTALLY MANAGES TO PULL OFF THAT BEARD AND 'STACHE SOMEHOW TOO. GOD, WHAT A MAN. I LOLED WHEN HE FLIPPED OFF HIS OKAMA BUDS. "SO LONG SUCKAHS." AND POOR DUVAL SDLKJFLSK THIS CHAPTER. SOB.
  
  
• USOPP! JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, WHERE DID SPINDLY NERVOUS-LOOKING USOPP GO AND WHO IS THIS MAN WHO HAS COME TO REPLACE HIM?! LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SWITCHED TO OLD SPICE BODYWASH DURING THE LAST TWO YEARS, HOT DAMN. I CAN'T WAIT TO READ SOME NEW FANFIC ABOUT YOU AND YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND, SANJI IS GONNA BE SO JEALOUS, MAYBE YOU CAN DO A THREESOME OR SOMETHING IDK. MAYBE A NINESOME, SINCE EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU TURNED OUT TO BE SO KRIFFING AWESOME.
  
  
• LAST BUT NOT LEAST, BROOK! OR AS SOMEONE ON THE ONE PIECE COMM APTLY PUT IT, ELTON JOHN. YOU KEEP ON ROCKING IT, SOUL KING. THE SUNGLASSES ALONE ARE FABULOUS, BUT THE FEATHER BOA AND THE PIMP CROWN? DIVINE.

LUFFY'S GONNA KICK SOME ASS NEXT WEEK, CAN'T WAIT.

BUT IN THE MEANTIME,

THIS CHAPTER

IS MY FAVORITE

EVER.


Heh, so yeah. This isn't going to be a weekly thing (KHR is more than enough orz), but I couldn't not write a giant capslock post about the epic dehiatus chapter, come on. I'M ONLY HUMAN.

Mmm, delicious timeskip. Hey, Amano, if you ever get inspired... well. I'm just putting it out there.

Comments

DO IT. It takes forever but is so fucking worth it. *_*

[makeste.livejournal.com]

LOL, BLOCKBUSTER. I remember those days of yore.

It's definitely worth it to take the time and read it all in order, though. Oda has an Amano-esque habit of bringing back characters and/or plot devices long thought forgotten, and then building on them in totally new epic ways. So even if you've read bits of it here and there, you may miss out on something unless you bite the bullet and marathon it old-school.

And if it helps, both Manga Share and Mangareader have the entire series online. Their servers aren't quite as reliable/fast-loading as OM's were back in the day, but they get the job done quite adequately.

And lol, yeah, it's one of those series where if you take a break for a little while and then come back, it's like, "HOLY SHIT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING." I think it's because Oda crams as much as he possibly can into each page; it makes it a pretty different reading experience from, say, Bleach. In a good way. :D