THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE TRUE EVENTS OF TRUTH THAT REALLY HAPPENED.

TRULY!

Actually, this is probably a boring story, but it's one of those things where you just have to rant about it once it's all over and done with, you know? It involves a flat tire, but it has a happy ending! READ ON TO LEARN MORE... or ignore me and continue to go about your daily business!

( Honestly, your daily business should probably take priority. )